Aisa, 14, while munching on spicy blackened catfish and rice:

“I can’t live without rice. Can we have a rice field?”


More on the catfish:

Aisa: “Mom, does this have paprika?”
Mom: “Yes, paprika’s the main ingredient.”
Paco, 9: “Huh? I thought catfish was the main ingredient.”


Hubby brought home chocolates from Germany recently. We’ve been rationing it daily and I think I’ve gained a few pounds. Yena, 3, and Migi, 6, are fighting over a book.

Yena: Waaaaaah!!! I want the — waaah! — book! Waaaaah!!!!
Migi: I got it first!
Yena: Waaaaaah!!! But I —- waaaaaahnt it ! Waaaaah!!!
Mom: Yena, Migi will give it to you when he’s done with it. Right, Migi?
Migi: Yes, Mom.
Yena: Waaaaah!!! I want it!!!! I waaaaaahnt to read the book! Waaaahhh!!!
Dad: Yena, come here. (hands her a piece of chocolate)
Yena, forgets book, magically stops crying: One only?