No point to this post really, except that

I don’t think I can warm up to this idea, green or not.

Really. It reminds me of these: Fireplace DVDs

No warmth, no aroma, just the visual and audio (how exactly does that work when it’s 19 degrees outside?).

What is the world coming to?

Ooh, ooh!!!! I will actually go for this

since we don’t have any pretty fish. The only fish that seem to survive our TLC are the ugly ones, like these.